Reached 100% completion for the entire game
Collected every Cash Stash
Drove the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing
Revolved over 53,596 times
Completed an eSports Speedrun without exploding
Discovered all of the horns
Got a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer
In "Limocide", took out 50 pedestrians
Accomplished every Sick Jump
Purchased every hat and paint job
In "Destruction Derby", took out 8 cars
Aggressively warned a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner
Honked your horn 500 times, then honked your horn 500 more
Survived the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding
Collected every star in every ride
In "Farming Simulator 1977", completed your farming in under 40 seconds
In "The Great Hunt", found 6 regions
Died 360 times
Purchased every property
Stood still for a minute of silence at The Memorial
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box
Unlocked the Pickup Finder
Purchased a pet eagle
Reached 100% completion on a mission
Viewed the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
Completed your first eSports Speedrun Challenge
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel
Unlocked the Traffic Coner
In "Run Like Crazy", got 150 yards away
In "Death from Above", survived for 30 seconds
Drove straight for Beth
Purchased something from The Chrome Dome
Made a huge mistake
Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars
Followed a lady into the big smoke
Purchased some property
Reached a 35x multiplier
In "Ball Bouncers", bounced the ball at least 12 times
Collected every star in a single ride
